Scheisse!

The Real German You Were Never Taught in School

Illustrated by David Levine
The perfect gag gift, this humorous book helps readers navigate the world of real Low German. Scheisse! introduces readers to the fine art of cursing and basic slang to spice up their German speech.

If you think you have a fairly good command of German, think again. For it’s a sure bet that Frau Schultz never taught you those nasty little guttural curses and humiliating invectives so expressive of real low German speech. But relax—here at last is the one book that can introduce you to the very worst beer-hall German. Scheisse! is an indispensable guide to off-color German colloquialisms and profanities—lascivious bedroom slang and boozy insults, jeering scatological put-downs and scurrilous ridicule. This hilarious illustrated cornucopia of creative expletives, guaranteed to vex, taunt, aggravate, and provoke as only overwrought low German can, will help you master the fine art of German verbal abuse—with triumphant one-upmanship.
Gertrude Besserwisser is the author of Scheisse!: The Real German You Were Never Taught in School. View titles by Gertrude Besserwisser
DAVID A. LEVINE
Writer and Certified Coach, USA Track and Field, Level Two, and USA Triathlon, Level Two
David A. Levine, is co-author of the Complete Idiots Guide to Marathon Training, released worldwide.  Runner’s World Magazine quoted him in an issue.  He is a certified Coach, Level Two, with USA Track & Field and Level Two with USA Triathlon, both subsidiaries of the US Olympic Committee.  A three-time Ironman and twenty seven time marathoner, Levine coached and organized the City Of Angels Half Marathon training group, now USA Marathon Training, ongoing for thirteen seasons, leading 70% of the experienced runners to achieve a personal record (PR).  With triathlon as a passion, Levine coached a Team-In-Training triathlon group, with similar positive results, and proudly helped his Sony Tri Team, and LA Tri Club as the running coach.  For over fourteen years, he has been coaching weekly track workouts as Coach for the LA Running Club.  For nine seasons, he was a Pace Leader with the 1,600 member LA Roadrunners, where he has helped on the coaching advisory committee, for two years.  Levine has also been a published features writer for numerous publications, including magazine cover articles and newspapers. View titles by David Levine

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The perfect gag gift, this humorous book helps readers navigate the world of real Low German. Scheisse! introduces readers to the fine art of cursing and basic slang to spice up their German speech.

If you think you have a fairly good command of German, think again. For it’s a sure bet that Frau Schultz never taught you those nasty little guttural curses and humiliating invectives so expressive of real low German speech. But relax—here at last is the one book that can introduce you to the very worst beer-hall German. Scheisse! is an indispensable guide to off-color German colloquialisms and profanities—lascivious bedroom slang and boozy insults, jeering scatological put-downs and scurrilous ridicule. This hilarious illustrated cornucopia of creative expletives, guaranteed to vex, taunt, aggravate, and provoke as only overwrought low German can, will help you master the fine art of German verbal abuse—with triumphant one-upmanship.

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Gertrude Besserwisser is the author of Scheisse!: The Real German You Were Never Taught in School. View titles by Gertrude Besserwisser
DAVID A. LEVINE
Writer and Certified Coach, USA Track and Field, Level Two, and USA Triathlon, Level Two
David A. Levine, is co-author of the Complete Idiots Guide to Marathon Training, released worldwide.  Runner’s World Magazine quoted him in an issue.  He is a certified Coach, Level Two, with USA Track & Field and Level Two with USA Triathlon, both subsidiaries of the US Olympic Committee.  A three-time Ironman and twenty seven time marathoner, Levine coached and organized the City Of Angels Half Marathon training group, now USA Marathon Training, ongoing for thirteen seasons, leading 70% of the experienced runners to achieve a personal record (PR).  With triathlon as a passion, Levine coached a Team-In-Training triathlon group, with similar positive results, and proudly helped his Sony Tri Team, and LA Tri Club as the running coach.  For over fourteen years, he has been coaching weekly track workouts as Coach for the LA Running Club.  For nine seasons, he was a Pace Leader with the 1,600 member LA Roadrunners, where he has helped on the coaching advisory committee, for two years.  Levine has also been a published features writer for numerous publications, including magazine cover articles and newspapers. View titles by David Levine

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